主題:打-懶葩-那一段最爆笑!!!!
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21F
這個僑段我覺得很有創意耶
怎麼想出來的阿???!!!
本來一開始還覺得很奇怪
幹嘛把椅子的坐墊給割下來押??
是想讓他坐的比較痛苦...這樣嗎???
原來有這麼深的含意阿!!!
真的很絕><...
光是想像就很痛!!!
還有..
很喜歡這一次的龐德..
超有人性的...不在是那麼的刀槍不入!!!
現實多了...男主角看久了也挺有味道的啦!!!
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22F
那段是打屁股吧? 為什麼要把他想成一定是打纜%?
搞不懂耶= = 他明明就是打屁股 沒看到那個SM變態也說他也要讓他瞧瞧之前他所受的痛苦嗎? 而且007也有說他的屁股怎樣了
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23F
這還不是最好笑的

最好笑的是...當龐德對壞人說:我下面很癢!!

那一句話讓我笑出來了
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24F
我也是看到這段就笑出來了
好像在演S++++++++M片一樣 =_=
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25F
說是報應~可是丹尼爾也才接了第一集耶......不太能算報應吧,再說他也才上了一次而已......
或是應該說,龐德就是因為這一次的蛋蛋攻擊才因此到處留情的~
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26F
之前那些女人都不是這一任龐德上的
怎麼罪都Daniel Craig在受
冤有頭債有主阿
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27F
阿.嗯.那麼大力
應該會破掉吧?
而且說不定連命根子都會打掉
這不是馬上可以做的問題
是實際上會毀掉的必然
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28F
哈哈~阿婆鐵蛋,可把我笑死了~
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29F
今天才知道007不是人幹的~
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30F
James Bond, not yet a Double-0 agent, is sent on a mission to kill an MI6 section chief who has sold British secrets. Bond must make two kills to qualify for Double-0 status: first, the British agent's associate and then the section chief himself. The killing of the contact in the men's room is part of the gunbarrel sequence that leads into the opening titles.

Bond then travels to Madagascar in pursuit of an international bomb-maker, Mollaka. The two engage in a free running chase sequence rushing through a perilous construction site that ends in the embassy building of [[Nambutu]. Bond kills the bomb-maker along with several soldiers and blows up part of the embassy in the process. Bond's actions are recorded on closed-circuit television and exposed on the world press, which causes M, his boss at MI6, to become enraged with him.

Le Chiffre, an unscrupulous banker who supports foreign terrorists who weeps blood from a scar in his left eye, uses his prior knowledge of terrorist attacks to short sell stocks in companies that fall victim to attacks. Bond foils one such attempt to blow up an airplane, and as a result Le Chiffre loses over $100 million. To recoup this loss, he sets up a high-stakes Texas hold 'em poker tournament at Casino Royale in Montenegro. MI6 enters Bond in the tournament to bankrupt Le Chiffre; if he succeeds, it will deny Le Chiffre the funds to continue financing terrorism and force him to aid the British government in exchange for protection from his creditors. Bond meets up with Mathis, his contact in Montenegro, and Vesper Lynd, a government Treasury agent, who is assigned to look after Bond's handling of the $10 million buy-in.

During the game, Bond discovers the poker tell that Le Chiffre commits when he is bluffing. However, Bond is later betrayed when Le Chiffre misleads Bond by committing his tell when he has a strong hand, and Bond loses his entire initial stake. Vesper refuses to grant Bond the $5 million necessary to re-buy, so he decides to assassinate Le Chiffre, but American CIA agent Felix Leiter intervenes. Leiter, who is also undercover playing the game, feels that Bond can beat Le Chiffre and gives him the $5 million. In return, Bond agrees to let the CIA take custody of Le Chiffre instead of MI6.

Back at the table, Bond is poisoned by Le Chiffre's henchwoman, Valenka, and nearly dies, until Vesper comes to his aid by activating a defibrillator. Bond returns and defeats Le Chiffre, but the villain eludes capture and he and his gang kidnap Vesper. After a near-fatal car chase, Bond is also captured. Le Chiffre transports the injured Bond to a rusty abandoned warehouse and tortures him by repeatedly ballbusting, striking his testicles with a knotted rope in an effort to get him to reveal the bank account password to the game's winnings. Bond does not yield and instead taunts Le Chiffre. When it becomes clear that Bond will not give in, Le Chiffre moves to castrate him. An instant before he does, Mr. White arrives and kills everyone but Bond and Vesper. Bond awakens in a hospital and has Mathis, whom Le Chiffre had identified as a double agent, arrested.

Later on, a banker arrives to transfer the winnings, and Bond reveals to Vesper that the password for the transfer is her own name. Vulnerable and moved by her care for him, he admits his love for Vesper, vowing to quit the service before it strips him of his humanity. When she agrees, Bond emails his resignation to M, and the two go on a romantic holiday in Venice.

However, Bond soon learns that the funds were never deposited in the Treasury's account, and discovers Vesper taking the money to a mysterious organisation which is hinted throughout the film. Bond pursues them into a building under renovation. In the firefight the floatation devices supporting the structure are ruptured and the foundation collapses into the Grand Canal. Vesper commits suicide by locking herself in an elevator underwater to drown. Mr White is then shown on an opposite balcony surveying the scene, and then walking away with the briefcase of money. Bond, feeling betrayed (The bitch is dead, he says, in a direct quote from the original novel), learns from M that Vesper had a French-Algerian boyfriend who was kidnapped by the organisation for whom she negotiated the handover of money in order to save his life. Vesper had also left a clue in a mobile phone text message with Mr. White's number. Mr. White, arriving at a palatial estate, receives a phone call. A voice on the other line says, Mr. White? We need to talk. As White asks, Who is this? he is shot in the leg. As he crawls desperately towards the villa, Bond appears, revealing himself as the shooter and responds to Mr. White's question with the iconic line, The name's Bond. James Bond.
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31F
會這樣做就是要讓他痛不欲生而招出秘密
為了得到秘密當然在刑求上不能太過份
直接宮刑不是更爽快.那這樣007就會寧死不招了
所以要剛好在臨界點上(這也就是SM的最高精神)

不過鐵蛋比較好笑啦
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32F
What a fucking sicko.
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33F
我想這一集終於解開了世紀之迷: 為什麼之後的007跟那麼多的女人愛愛後竟然沒有半個懷孕,原來它早就因為受此酷刑而喪失了生育的能力了. 各位看倌你們說是吧!
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34F
bullshit
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35F
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